Signs

	Half Ass Fitness They won't even take the stairs!
	Bad Sex It's not such a terrible thing after all!
	What a Combination! Probably not the best way to do things...
	Pull Out! Did anyone get this?
	Less Than Ideal Place to Break Down Just a little isolated!
	When You Need a Good Screw... ...you know who to call!
	Alcohol Research So you must be some kinda academic, right?
	Rising Price of Gas What next?!
	Anal Exams I can't wait to get them over and done with!
	God's Angry Actually we think he's really peeved...
	Sex Sells... ...absolutely anything!
	Good to Know! Now I know I'm going to feel totally safe in this place...
	If the Food's Great... ...it'll more than make up for the poor English!
	Sht Cake Hey? Sounds great!
	Falling Cows? Yeah riiight!
	Don't Strike! We need our bargain beer!
	Some Kinda Guy Just read between the lines!
	Bitches Love Him Aw isn't that nice?
	Blacks for Sale? I thought slavery was long gone!
	Bomb Technician Read the shirt. Remember it.
	Boring Oregon They said it!
	A Pretty Dangerous Place According to what the sign says anyway...
	First Date? We know the perfect cafe!
	Honest Bum At least now we know what he wants to buy...
	Obeying Orders... ...to the letter!
	Cheap Ass! Would you date this man?
	Two Choices You must choose one...
	Cow Protest Chicken tastes better anyway!
	Curiosity Even the sign got distracted by these two!
	Balls Removed? Sounds kinda scary! I think we better get out of here!
	Yeah Whatever! So you fine dead people?
	States the Obvious No sign needed here!
	Wifes Defined So that's what they REALLY think?
	Flies are Good According to this sign anyway...
	I Did What? Sounds pretty bad!
	Great Street Names Where did they get their inspiration?
	The Moral of the Story? Don't throw a thing at the crocodiles!
	What About Drink and Paint? Maybe they need a sign for that?
	Looking for a Mother's Day Gift? You might find something here...
	Dragons? Have to see that one to believe it!
	Drink and Drive Sounds like it could be dangerous...
	I Know Weird Things Can Happen... ...but this??
	Look Out for All Those Drunks Must be a serious problem if signs like these are all over the place...
	Huh?? What exactly are they trying to say?
	Evolutionary Theory All will be revealed soon enough we guess...
	Not Clever Enough Got to admit, those greeting card lines can be quite clever...
	Whoa! Now that's gotta be extreme!
	Pretty Direct! I think we all got the message with this one!
	Free Used Condoms Any takers?
	Like No! Of course nobody will READ it!
	Doesn't Get Any Clearer Than That! Two choices...
	Asleep at the Wheel Wow, they really hate this guy!
	Throw Nothing! Think they could have made the sign more concise!
	What a Name! One we won't be forgetting anytime soon!
	Gambling Loser Kevin sounds like he's got his priorities all wrong!
	Farting Warning Enter at your own risk
	Gay Bar Get some great ass!
	Chauvinistic Golf Course Just wait until we get a female President!
	God's Message He sounds pretty annoyed...
	Eye Gouge Team spirit?
	Nice Headlights The car of course!
	It Finally Happened! Hell froze over!
	Surname to Die For! A surname you'd hate to have!
	Low Expectations Well at least they won't be disappointed!
	Escaping Inmates... ...make good target practice
	Crashing the Protest Check out the guy up the back!
	Need Friends At least he's taking a proactive approach...
	Gun Lover Gun lover logic
	Husband Gets Honest Why he rides his bike a lot
	Isolation! Not a place you'd want to break down in!
	Jesus Forgives You A reminder for after you're done at the strip joint!
	At Last! A woman's view expressed!
	Kidding? I should think so!
	Tidy Toilets Just a few simple rules...
	Wrong Position I think this sign would be more effective placed elswhere
	Confused! So which way do we go?
	License Plate Protest A big fan of AOL we're guessing!
	Enter at Your Own Risk If anybody is even brave enough...
	Back Towards My Behind? Huh??
	Confessions We're all human after all!
	Positions Available Many different positions
	Read the Sign? Well, guys won't!
	Bush Supporter - NOT! She's not missing him
	Nasty Fans Could they get any meaner?
	Need to Lean Kung Fu Yeah like that's believable!
	New Jork City It's pretty small!
	Stand Closer It's not as long as you think!
	No Hunting It's a child-friendly zone
	No Stopping! Who cares about whales?
	No Survivors Absolutely no chance!
	Employer Expectations Seeking losers!
	Ronald McDonald Funeral Home Do we get fries with that?
	Olsen Twin Ride Conditions of entry
	One Way Streets There's so many of them!
	Only in Australia... ...do you find signs this direct!
	Open 24 Hours Operated by dumb people!
	Other Means of Payment More payment options than any other place!
	Oversize Load Assuming she is the biggest load?
	Bird Bomber Happens everytime I park here!
	Pick an Exit! Any exit!
	Pee Wherever You Want! Choose any spot you like!
	Hang Up! Concentrate on your driving instead
	Bottom Line: Don't Park Here It's just not worth the risk!
	Protesting Against the Protestors Something you could do if you're bored!
	I'll Take a Raincheck What other option did he have?
	Speed Confusion Don't you mean the speed of sound?
	Rear Tattoos What a noble cause!
	Great Name! Anybody feel like Japanese?
	Cheapest Bed in the Place! It's currently occupied though
	How Does That Work? Where's the logic behind this theory?
	What? What's this supposed to mean?
	Which Way to the Toilet? How far away??
	Some Kind of Mistake No you won't be enjoying that!
	Snake Crossing You mean we have to stop for them?
	Risky Soccer Won't they be a little dangerous though?
	Great Name for a Street Not that I want to live there!
	Variable Speed Limit One rule for men, another for women
	Good Ambassadors Doing their bit to help the community!
	Beware of Crocodiles Especially if you're in a wheelchair!
	What the Hell? So what are we supposed to do?
	Straight or Gay? It's either one or the other...
	Caution Students Crossing On all fours usually holding at least one beer!
	Welcome to Minnesota Looks like the sun's been on vacation for awhile!
	Help Her to Choose Silicon or saline?
	Like Counter Keep a running tally!
	Deja Vu Some beautiful, some ugly...
	Discounts for Supporters Enemy fans get the big FO!
	Good Luck? Think I'll need it!
	Where's the Challenge Gone? They don't make them like they used to!
	Only Down Under! They're not dangerous though!
	Rhino Pee At least they warned us!
	Seven Seconds? Is that all?
	Unassembled Snowmen? What is that?
	Conditional Trespassing Big boobs welcome!
	Gonna Make You Feel Good! Don't know how they're going to achieve that!
	Anti-Porn Save your relationship!
	Video Store or Whore House? Think they'll have to change the font!
	Stating the Obvious Are people too dumb to understand this?
	Whale Revolt Scary thought!
	Forgot Our Slogan Are you serious? Well, then again...
	Busy at Work Do not disturb!