Kids

	Shock Horror The kid reads??
	Best View in the House This kids not trading positions with anybody!
	Baby Gets Drunk I'm sick of milk, so figured I'd try some of this!
	Cosmetic Surgeon in the Making? She asked me to do this for her, I swear...
	Junior Rockstar Once I've got the finger and drinking stuff mastered, I'll be ready to rock!
	When the Kid's Books Get Boring... ...just give the kid a text book!
	Aim High! Teach them young!
	Two Knock Outs Aw, I don't think boxing is the sport for us!
	If it's Good Enough for the Dog... ...it's good enough for me!
	Aw Sammy! I know where that tongue and nose have been!
	No More Milk! I want beer!
	Baby on Board A different spin on the phrase...
	After All I've Put Up With... ...this is just what I needed!
	Smells Good... ...tastes better!
	Thanks Mom She's got some good stuff my mom...
	If the Babysitter's Unavailable... ...the dog will do!
	Bad Parents Kid fills his diaper to get his revenge!
	Mean Parents How to identify a bad parent...
	Extreme Balloon Art No formal training required
	Big Feet Seriously, this kid is ALL legs and feet!
	Detention T-Shirt Think he'll get detention for wearing this shirt to school?
	Tasty Frog saves himself by peeing all over boy!
	Boys Will be Boys Little perverts in the making!
	Can I Touch Your Butt? Funniest thing EVER!
	Mr Lynch is Away... ...think anybody will notice his stand in?
	Cookie Monster I hope she likes her cookies soggy!
	Cool Pet The only reason why I'm not smiling right now is because the monkey just farted!
	Who Needs a Stroller? The kid prefers the crate anyway!
	Crazy Class Photo This school is totally out of control!
	Pervert in the Making Boys will be boys...
	Tell Me Now! Or I'll refuse to wear this ridiculous beetle costume!
	Playbaby? Lots of milk in here...
	Extreme Racoon Feeding Apparently the kid begged to be allowed to do this...
	Don't Mess With Me! Do you believe me now that this kid is psycho?
	Ooops! I think I just dropped my head...
	What a Night! It was going to be alcohol free, but then when we saw beer in the fridge, we just couldn't resist!
	Partners in Crime Listen kid, you gotta push yourself through the door, and once you do, the cookies are OURS!
	Learning to Sit Up We can help him do it guys, so on the count of three, PUSH!
	I'll Take Them! Sure they're a little big, but hey, it's fashion!
	First Fashion Show Stop drooling guys, it's getting embarrassing!
	The Kid's Direct Everything he thinks, he says!
	Funny Kids Possible Academy Award Winners here we think!
	Hahahahahaha! Aw you just crack me up so much when tell me that joke!
	Make Over I think I look quite cute, even if I do say so myself!
	Kid's Got a Good Shot He seems quite relaxed about it all too!
	Well the Dog Seemed to Like It... ...and it's not bad at all!
	Mom, We Need a Favor An iron!
	When the Kid Wets His Pants... ...he gets hung out to dry!
	Mom Exposed Mom has warned her son many times to stop doing this in public!
	Trouble? Do I really look like trouble with a face like this?
	Hitchin' a Ride! Kitty's developing a real habit here!
	Punishment for Kids Don't worry, the wipers are good and strong!
	There Were No Chairs So I offered to pay my brother to become my chair!
	Rudie Toy! What were the parents thinking?!
	Real Life Kewpie Doll! This baby looks just like a Kewpie Doll...he has an appreciation for spirits too!
	Caught! Probably the first time he's been so close!
	Kid Curiosity And it seemed like such a good idea at the time too...
	Kitty Treats Don't worry Sooty, I have no teeth anyway!
	The Ass End For the sake of the kid, let's just hope Buster used toilet paper!
	Line-o-Coke Parental discretion is advised
	Making a Statement Well I don't think we need to worry about this kid not being brave enough to speak his mind!
	You Big Baddie! I'll make you pay for that!
	Dear Captain Some advice for the landing
	The Law is For Everybody Absolutely no exceptions!
	I Pooped! Aw hurry and change my diaper!
	Boxed In! Aw Mom, you gotta give me some space!
	Pregnant Barbie We think she'll need a C-section for some reason...
	The Kids Need Reforming! Military school?
	Too Fast! Nobody told me it would be this bad!
	The Mystery Solved! One look at the kids' faces and you'll figure out the answer!
	Important Word It's a good thing this kid knows how to spell such an important word!
	Yes You May be a Horse... ...but you will shut up whilst I am talking to you!!
	I Know, I Need a Bigger Chair... ...but it'll do for now
	Aw Thanks Dad No use sucking an unlit cigarette now is there?
	Mmmm Toes... ...tastes like chicken!
	Ouch! Ouch this is so bad, but I CANNOT cry in front of the guys!
	In No Mood! I'm in NO mood for attitude today!
	Cough Cough!! Get a whiff of that dog's breath!
	When Brother's Attack Thanks for the basketball in the head you big meanie!
	Aw Mom... ...get this pigeon off my head before it does any more on me!
	Look Stupid Get plenty of sympathy!
	Where Babies Come From They come from little tiny seeds that grow and grow...
	Some Ride! Mom stop me!!!
	Clinton Memorial Parental discretion is advised
	Heaven and Hell Think he's right?