Automotive

	Rocket Beetle Sure to win you pretty much any race...
	Insurance Renewal Time? An option you may like to consider...
	Zero Tolerance! Enough shit!
	Accessory Madness! Could the guy possibly add any more to this vehicle?
	Who Needs Airbags... ...when you've got these?!
	A Bus Load of Lamers Now that is lame!
	All Talk He goes on and on about his new car, but it's got to be all talk. It's got to be.
	If You Cheat... ...you WILL pay!
	Road Rage Now that's taking it to a whole new level!
	Now That's Clever! One of the best bus ads I've seen!
	How Was the Ride? Mmmmmm...I think the feelings are quite mixed!
	D'oh! I forgot I was driving the truck!
	He Stole My Space! We specifically agreed: no cars parking in my space!
	What Do You Feed Those Birds? This happens to my car EVERY day!
	Big Pot Hole Wonder when I'll get my car back?
	Learner Driver? The instructor looked away for just one second, and now look what has happened!
	Going Bananas? Gone bananas!
	Big Freeze I think the engine's going to need a bit of time to warm up!
	Bus-ted!!! Time to call AAA I think!
	Too Big! Think this guy's too big for his bike?
	World' Biggest Cart Not too comfortable on the backside though!
	The Big Red Bus... ...meets the big black hole.
	Bikini Ride The easiest way to get to the beach fast!
	Rapper Bike Seriously, who else would own a bike with so much bling?
	Quick Blond ID Test If you can figure it out, you're not blond!
	Blond Parking? If it was me who was responsible, wouldn't I be wet??
	Boat Out of Water I was sure I had it moored at the marina!
	Give Up! The queues at the border crossings are too long!
	Trucker Tip for Boredom Brave enough to make his day?
	The New Airbus Airduck It might not be the A380, but we think it's something special!
	Bus Mounts Stairs The driver was fired!
	Looking For a Stand Out Sofa? I think you've found it!
	Looking for a New Orange Sofa? It's a little different, but it may just do!
	Street Sweeping... ...Chinese style!
	Like Chrome on Your Car? We've found a car made entirely from chrome!
	Back to Front Car Is he coming or going?
	Convertible buses in a Flash! We use only the latest technology and guarantee the fastest turnarounds!
	Missile Balloons Guaranteed to raise eyebrows and blood pressure!
	Farting Cop Any wonder people try avoiding a ride in this car at any cost!
	These Guys Love Cops I wonder if the police officer actually noticed?
	Biker on Crack You know what we mean!
	Care to Customize? Look what we can do to your beetle!
	Designated Driver Are you absolutely sure he wasn't drinking?
	Male Fantasy All he needs to do is get his wife to wash the car!
	Dirty Bastard Shamed! Wife vents her fury!
	Lazy Husband's Wish What he's really asking is for his wife to was his car!
	Dodgy Mechanic Would you trust your car with this guy?
	Drink Driving Redefined These guys take drink driving to a new level.
	Illiterate or Inconsiderate? You be the judge!
	Drive-Thru Wheelchair Heaven help this guy if he's got no drink holder!
	Dumb Drivers Probably the dumbest people you'll ever see on the roads!
	Early to School I doubt the kids who survive this trip to school will be late!
	A Picture Tells a Thousand Words Apparently so does a hood!
	Vertical Parking Lot Enter at your own risk!
	Family Road Trip If it wasn't for the fat guy, this kid may actually be able to breathe! Helmet could help too!
	World's Fastest Car Absolutely impossible to beat!
	Fat Grrl I wonder what kind of person drives this car?
	One Fat Surprise! An upside down one at that!
	Blond Parking Lot Blond men perhaps?
	Fender Bender Rage I think this guy was more than just a bit peeved!
	Surf's Up on the Street! The water might be brown, but it's still a heap of fun!
	Follow Me! I don't think she'll have a problem attracting followers!
	The Future of Automobiles The stuff dreams and drools are made of!
	If it Was Good Enough for Fred... ...it's good enough for me!
	Extreme Camping Taking camping to new heights!
	A Free Ride They still exist...you just pay in other, more painful ways!
	Seriously Overloaded! Hey Bob...do you think we might just be a little overloaded?
	Cryogenics for Cars Apparently the best way to preserve our wheels!
	Look Very Closely! What do you see?
	Creative Vehicle Signage One of the funniest promotional vehicles I have seen!
	Go Out in Style! Taking your automotive love to new extremes!
	When Beige Just Won't Do... ...try this for color!
	Accurate Fuel Gauge It tells the REAL story!
	Funny License Plate One that's sure to get a lot of attention!
	Hummer Crash It must have been bad to cause this much damage!
	Snowed Under Kinda puts a new spin on the phrase doesn't it?
	Blowing the Cops' Cover I bet you wish you could see signs like this all the time!
	Freaky Futuristic Inventions Hope the future of automobiles never comes to this!
	When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go Wonder what the car's owner did to this guy?
	Cheapskate! Just hire a truck and put yourself out of misery!
	Drastic Times... ...call for drastic measures!
	Grand Theft Auto Well, we have to give them full marks for determination!
	Cemetery Customer Service In the interests of their likely new clients!
	Car Parking Nightmare What happens when you reverse too far!
	Stand Out Bus Advertising Another example of attention-grabbing bus advertising.
	Extreme Hello Kitty Fan! A ferari with Hello Kitty signage all over it? Now that's what we call an extreme fan!
	DIY Convertibles Sometimes it just pays to hire a professional...
	Streamlined Design These guys took the concept of streamlining design a little too far!
	Boy's Dream Comes True Hotwheels car becomes a driving reality!
	Huge Woody Beat this guy's woody!
	Huh? Dumb road sign!
	Get a Truck! A disaster just waiting to happen!
	I Liked My Bike! Losing my bike...it's as bad as losing a family member!
	Something's Dodgy! Two different cars with identical license plates.
	Female Logic The important information will be added to road signs!
	Dumb Drivers 2 Could these drivers possibly be any dumber than this?
	The Jesus Truck People can't help but notice this truck.
	Backyard Driver How kids learn to drive at home.
	Stop in the Name of the Wall! Damn! How are we going to explain this to the Sheriff?
	Loose Missile Somebody's going to pay for not tidying up!
	Loser Mobile What kind of person drives a car like this?
	Loud Enough? His girlfriend wanted a decent stereo, so her boyfriend got it!
	Do Cars Sink or Float? The truth revealed!
	Fancy a Mobile Home Holiday? Bet this wasn't what you had in mind!
	The New Cow-a-Saki! Sure to attract plenty of attention!
	Better Visibility I figured my golf cart needed better visibility!
	Driving of the Future Surely they don't come any smaller than this?
	New Look Speed Enforcement Increasing attempts to out-run police have led to drastic measures!
	Great Headlights Now guys can even have great ones!
	Nice Parking Job! Now that's determination!
	Full Parking Lot? We get angry when we can't find a spot, but this kinda takes it to new levels!
	If They Can't Get the Sign Right... ...would you trust these guys with your next wheel alignment?
	Truck Wars! Taking the soda war to the streets!
	Does this Bike Make Me Look Fat? What do you think?
	No Smoking on Board? The sign onboard said no smoking, so I HAD to go outside!
	No More Passengers I think we may have allowed a few too many people on board!
	You Know You Need a Truck When... ...the height of your car is more than doubled by your cargo!
	It Was So Embarrassing... ...I wanted the ground to swallow me up whole...and it DID!
	I Hate Public Toilets! So I take my very own with me everywhere I go!
	Organized Guy! With so many post-it notes, I don't think this guy will forget anything!
	Sports Exhaust Think we'll have to see it in action before we're convinced!
	Teach 'Em Young! Early driver training.
	Who Needs a Horse Float... ...when you've got a little red car?
	Who Needs a Real SUV? This Mercedes can do what a Hummer can...or so he thinks!
	Love Reeboks? Do you love them this much?
	Too Ambitious! Definitely the case here!
	Road Painter Revenge! His employer just introduced a no cigarette break policy!
	Damsel in Distress! We think somebody's bound to stop and assist!
	In-Drive Refuelling Who said you needed an aircraft to refuel on the move?
	And the Charge Officer? Stealing the fuel pump of course!
	Sorry About the Plain Wrapping! They had ran out of their glossy gift wrap!
	New Landrover Discovery For a limited time with bonus F16 bodykit!
	Shhhh! The policeman is sleeping, so only break into a car if you're quiet!
	Snowy Road Trip A sight you don't see every day!
	Fast Donkey! Surely this can't be right Officer!
	What the?? How did THIS happen?
	Weird Car Crash Still don't know how this accident happened!
	Oscar's Vehicle Probably the biggest sausage we've ever seen!
	Onroad Swimming Not recommended for use whilst car is in motion!
	Cost-Cutting It's gotta be!
	Spot the Car Noooo! You have to look CLOSELY!
	Car Fridge Definitely guaranteed to keep your drinks icy cold!
	Driving Ace A car to watch out for!
	One Man Vehicle He made it clear he wants nobody riding him!
	Catwalk for Cars We heard there was still bitchiness backstage!
	Taking an Old Concept... ...and adding some funk!
	Police Bear Cost Cuts Again! Speeding drivers get the upper hand.
	Think We'll be Delayed Long? I think the users of this road will be waiting a little longer than they had hoped!
	So You Love Tigers? Do you love them as much as this guy?
	I'm a Bit Worried... ...I mean this spot was so hard to get into!
	If the Tow Truck Doesn't Go... ...Tow it!
	On the Roads Today... ...a few people with a death wish and an appetite!
	Do You Think They're Mooning Us? Uh, well...there's nobody else around!
	Think They'll Be Able to Fix It? I don't know, but I found out the volunteer was fired!
	Tree Has Crush on Car Car was flattened as opposed to flattered!
	Making a Run for the Border? No chance!
	Free Booze? It's gotta be!
	Not a Fast Train A bit of fun nevertheless!
	Ever Seen Your License Plate Backwards? Doesn't get any better than this for laughs!
	What is Missing? Look very, very closely...
	When Wheelies Go Bad... ...it's ALWAYS the dumb ass that suffers!
	When Women Park Cars... ...at least they choose the cool spots that keep the car clean!
	Woman Cop? We'll leave that one up to you!
	Girl or Guy Driver? We're not saying a word!
	Girlie Race Car Loads of sex appeal!
	Auto Dealership for Women By the women, for the women!
	If Titanic Were a Car... ...this would be it!
	Santa Casualty The pilot's weren't to blame! His reindeer were actually intoxicated at the time!
	Not Good Surely the engine isn't supposed to look like that when we're flying...
	Nothing Too Serious... Just got pucked that's all!