Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat.. tripped - Read on..
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th...

Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Read on..
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose...

Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell.. - Read on..
Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border...

yo mama so stupid - Read on..
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone...

yo mama so ugly... blind.. - Read on..
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry...

yo mama so old... tits - Read on..
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!..

yo mama so fat.. cereal.. - Read on..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish...

yo mama so fat.. band.. - Read on..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!..

yo mama so fat.. disease - Read on..
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live...

yo mama so fat.. cereal - Read on..
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard...

yo mama so fat.. drivers license - Read on..
Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."..

yo mama is so fat... driveway - Read on..
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway...

yo mama is so fat.. neck - Read on..
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs...

Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away - Read on..
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton...

Yo mama in an elevator - Read on..
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down...

yo mama is so fat.. shovel - Read on..
Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth...

yo mama is so fat.. lost - Read on..
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost..

yo mama is so fat... restaurant - Read on..
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate...

yo mama so stupid.. juice - Read on..
Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!..

yo mama so stupid.. . refund - Read on..
Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!..

Yo mama is so fat.....website - Read on..
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website...

your mama is so fat - Read on..
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping...

Yo mamma so fat... elevater - Read on..
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down...

yo mamma so fat - Read on..
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!..

yo mamma is so ugly... onion - Read on..
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry...

yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Read on..
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out...

Yo mamas so fat ... skittles - Read on..
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out..

yo mama's teeth - Read on..
yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".......