Women Jokes

Road Hazard - Read on..
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, the..

Rights - Read on..
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights..

True Love - Read on..
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service. The friend asks the woman ..

New scientific element: WOMAN - Read on..
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and ma..

picking up a woman in a laundromat - Read on..
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine, will never be able ..

women and small feet - Read on..
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink...

Woman saying something smart - Read on..
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."..

I haven't spoken in months - Read on..
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her...

8 things women won't say - Read on..
8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.6. Ohhhhhh, this diamon..

dishwasher breaks down - Read on..
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!..

womens monthly pain - Read on..
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken...

Marriage and Cheating - Read on..
Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards...

3 women went out drinking - Read on..
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The fi..

Ed Zachary Disease - Read on..
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have someth..

She-Devil - Read on..
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a l..

The Pharmacist - Read on..
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she exp..

Tight Skirt - Read on..
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she..

Six Most Important Men in a Woman's Life - Read on..
THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR DRESSER because he says "Do you wan..

The Devout Catholic Woman - Read on..
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 chil..

Top 10 Things Only Women Understand - Read on..
10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.7) “Fat”..

Bad drivers. - Read on..
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom...

Why did the woman cross the road? - Read on..
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!..

10 things men know - Read on..
10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits..

likable - Read on..
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i took her home my father doesn't lik..

Mistakes - Read on..
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes...

A Florida Genie - Read on..
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.The geni..

Breast Awareness - Read on..
Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big nipple breasts..

Birthday Girl - Read on..
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besid..