Sex Jokes

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX - Read on..
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again...

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin? - Read on..
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,..

Sex Education - Read on..
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.He..

The Priest - Read on..
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!..

Don't ask any questions - Read on..
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in. The guy said, "Dude,thank goodness you showed up!" "I'm starvi..

Getting Down Under - Read on..
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After se..

Two Nuns - Read on..
There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getti..

It's Dark In Here - Read on..
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the woman hear..

Marketing that Makes Sense - Read on..
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in ..

Doggie Fashion - Read on..
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits ..

Valentine's Day Gift - Read on..
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.As they had not been dating very long, it was a very diff..

10 Catholic Priests - Read on..
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would make them ministers. The final test required them t..

How To Satisfy... - Read on..
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor,..

Realistically and Hypothetically.... - Read on..
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and reali..

Call In Sick... - Read on..
Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so ..

The Crystal Glass Bowl - Read on..
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young p..

3 Viagra Pills - Read on..
A guy goes to his doctor and says,"Doc, I have a problem.""My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this..

Chinese Proverbs - Read on..
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhaust..

Condom - Read on..
Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it b..

The Medical Convention - Read on..
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts...

The Coincidence - Read on..
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm..

Escaped Prisoner - Read on..
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money..

The Costume Party - Read on..
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one Halloween, but when the time came to go the party, the woman tol..

Three Brothers - Read on..
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the middle had the middle floor, and th..

The Cruise - Read on..
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the shi..

The sneeze - Read on..
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes..

HITTING BOTTOM - Read on..
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE SIZE GUY WEIGHINGABOUT 170 LBS.THE 2ND MAN IS A HUGE FAT GUY WEIG..

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