Redneck Jokes

Star spangled banner - Read on..
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines"..

Redneck's last words - Read on..
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"..

Redneck house - Read on..
You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it...

Still in the family - Read on..
You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws...

Redneck centerpeice - Read on..
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist...

House explosion - Read on..
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels...

Star bangled banner - Read on..
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."..

You might be a redneck if... rich relative - Read on..
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it...

You might be a redneck if... in bed - Read on..
You've ever used lard in bed...

You might be a redneck if... meat - Read on..
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre...

You might be a redneck if... shirts - Read on..
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off...

You might be a redneck if... girlfriend - Read on..
You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass...

You might be a redneck if... bowling - Read on..
You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley...

You might be a redneck if... highschool - Read on..
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department...

You might be a redneck if... reunion - Read on..
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut...

You might be a redneck if... christman - Read on..
You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop...

You might be a redneck if... possum - Read on..
There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home...

You might be a redneck if...beer - Read on..
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment...

You might be a redneck if...goal - Read on..
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand...

You might be a redneck if...jeans - Read on..
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them...

You might be a redneck if...car race - Read on..
You go to a stock car race and don't need a program...

You might be a redneck if...ID - Read on..
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle...

You might be a redneck if...prom - Read on..
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center...

You might be a redneck if...cars - Read on..
Less than half the cars you own run...

You might be a redneck if...sideburns - Read on..
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister...

You might be a redneck if...mama - Read on..
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass...

You might be a redneck if...car color - Read on..
The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."..

You might be a redneck if...deer head - Read on..
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses...