Practical Jokes

football fan to rescue - Read on..
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a bo..

Jock vs. Nerd - Read on..
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working ..

Gorilla Golf - Read on..
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flashing some large bills around. "I've..

baseball heaven? - Read on..
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Just like they did every..

baseball vs law - Read on..
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out...

Top 10 - Baseball is better than sex - Read on..
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY 9. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST 4 TIMES A WEEK 8. Y..

NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb? - Read on..
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it...

Top 10 - Basketball vs Sex - Read on..
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU CAN SET IT UP OR GO FOR THE FASTBREAK8. IF YOU NEED A BR..

Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex - Read on..
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS 9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD 8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS RE..

Top 10 - Soccer vs. Sex - Read on..
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS 9. PERIODS ONLY LAST 45 MINUTES8. PARENTS CHEER WH..

Canadian Baseball - Read on..
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners...

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty - Read on..
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 hole..

Turkey Football - Read on..
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestrutting onto the field.While the players ..

Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan? - Read on..
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans to..

Hockey - Read on..
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the h..

Inventing golf - Read on..
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, "I'm going to invent a game." The second man asks, "What do you have to d..

Cockroach killing - Read on..
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my wife.she saw a cockroach and was screaming. i asked her totake t..

Cross country race - Read on..
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my surprise i found my best friend JHON w..

Slow Bicycle race - Read on..
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first in the competetion, when i went to claim mytrop..

Read This! - Read on..
Isn't it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld inocretcly?OLL! :p..

R.A.P. - Read on..
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry..