Doctor Jokes

College Physics - Read on..
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why ..

Different Kinds of Doctors - Read on..
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practition..

Pete - Read on..
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall cockroach standing on his doorstep..

How to Argue the Price of a Screw - Read on..
A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surgeon in town to do the operation, whi..

Professional Courtesy? - Read on..
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past. The blonde look..

Diseases - Read on..
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess," Da..

Dentist - Read on..
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Mada..

Waiting Room - Read on..
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sittin..

Deodorant - Read on..
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don’t stock them. The man i..

Birth Control - Read on..
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I’d like to have some birth cont..

Jelly - Read on..
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how’s your breakfast this morning?" "It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jell..

College - Read on..
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year’..

Why did the nurse go to art school? - Read on..
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!..

Doctor's Notes 1 - Read on..
A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the..

Doctor's Notes 2 - Read on..
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths,..

Doctor's Notes 3 - Read on..
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than ..

Doctor's Notes 4 - Read on..
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cov..

Doctor's Notes 5 - Read on..
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion sh..

Doctor's Notes 6 - Read on..
I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't see..

Doctor's Notes 7 - Read on..
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of ..

Doctor's Notes 8 - Read on..
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had uncon..