Dirty Jokes

Parrrot boy & daddy - Read on..
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful c..

The old mans bird - Read on..
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at the man and asked mister what is th..

Dirty minds - Read on..
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!..

Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken) - Read on..
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick you..

Reload. - Read on..
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his..

Little Carrie likes to screw - Read on..
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the..

Abstinence - Read on..
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister said that they would have to go witho..

College Rules - Read on..
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-boun..

Foot Tall - Read on..
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing ..

Sunday School - Read on..
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she..

That IS The Only Difference - Read on..
What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on...

Hired Help - Read on..
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a ..

Pre-Nuptial Agreements - Read on..
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown N..

Three Nuns - Read on..
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what ..

101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Read on..
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor..

May September Marriage - Read on..
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl."Really?" said the doctor. "You'..

Starch in your Shorts - Read on..
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. "You'll never get that w..

Old Beach Babe - Read on..
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"The other replies, ..

The Hundred Nuns - Read on..
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed ..

Speed Limit - Read on..
What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around..

Speaking of Sex - Read on..
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme start..

wooo mama! - Read on..
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down."So they're tak..

Girl's School - Read on..
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't understand why you girls can't under..

The 3 holes - Read on..
A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixed. He finds a v..

Cucumber&pickle - Read on..
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and ju..

Whats a Australian Kiss.. - Read on..
What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!..

Nun on the Bus - Read on..
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He de..

Old man's sperm cup - Read on..
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor..