Computers

The Technologically Challenged - Read on..
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there'sstill hope:1. Compaq is co..

Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail - Read on..
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've beenhaving some problems lately...

Pest-by-Modem - Read on..
Pest-by-Modem Here's how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to use abbreviations likeIMHO (in ..

Diary of an AOL User - Read on..
Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is thebest online service I can get. Th..

The Numbers of the Beast - Read on..
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know that:660 - Approximate..

Less-Known Computer Languages - Read on..
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol... Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throu..

Uh-Oh!! - Read on..
The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and inless..

Process-Oriented God - Read on..
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something like ..

God and the Computer - Read on..
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there be light! #Please login. ..

The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus - Read on..
The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is verydangerous after all. Goodtimes wi..

Latest software technology - Read on..
Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology fer yer rad code to make it easy fo..

Human DNA Code (C) God - Read on..
God's Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that verylittle of an organism's DNA seems to s..

Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: - Read on..
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ ..

The Story of Micro and Mini - Read on..
The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-bandprotocol made it easy for him to inte..

Millennia Year Application Software System - Read on..
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-wide software system. We are curren..

The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans - Read on..
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A Servant ..

PC Manifesto V3.0 - Read on..
The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon ..

Befuddled PC Users... - Read on..
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic From the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday,..

Definition of Programmer - Read on..
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable..

Software Development Process - Read on..
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the code4) Write the manual5..

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle... - Read on..
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of aircraft's electronic navigation a..

USENET Parody - Read on..
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. Define "change"A2. How do you know t..

Virus Alert - Read on..
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system. If you get an email message with..

Is Windows a Virus? - Read on..
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:1. They replicate quickly -- okay, Windows does that.2. ..

Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology - Read on..
Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different colors from previous version.ALL NE..

Microsoft Market Penetration - Read on..
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another..

A mother was teaching her three year old daughter... - Read on..
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother...

The hunting season - Read on..
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the do..

Subject: Gullibility Virus alert - Read on..
TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ****************************************************************** WARNING, CAUTION, D..

Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations - Read on..
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by the Depar..

TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS - Read on..
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating specialdomains, incl..

Computer Ease! - Read on..
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1. Smash forehea..

THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST - Read on..
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told them..