Computer Jokes

imigration test - Read on..
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green an..

Computer Dictionary Part I - Read on..
BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - What your friends give you because you..

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash - Read on..
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden t..

Tech Glossary - Read on..
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsec..

If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer - Read on..
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If ..

Addicted To Computers - Read on..
Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your computer you love ..

Colombian computer joke - Read on..
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have performed an illegal operation and will b..

Now thats lazy! - Read on..
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer...

Program Manager - Read on..
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when ..

Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say - Read on..
Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup ta..

Computer Crashed - Read on..
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean my house And see if I still had a s..

Microsoft ad space - Read on..
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time..

Internet Test - Read on..
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to you..

If Operating Systems Were Beers - Read on..
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally..

TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM - Read on..
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It's the new math 7.9999414610 Nearly..

50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB - Read on..
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrolla..