Children

Our bright childhood... - Read on..
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" say..

A six year old comes crying... - Read on..
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sis..

A young teenager comes home from school... - Read on..
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same plac..

The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching... - Read on..
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano solo, Tim..

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance... - Read on..
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and re..

Little Johnny is coming home from the store... - Read on..
Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come ..

Mom took little johnny to the doctor... - Read on..
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing happen? Johnny said, "It's that da..

History through the eyes of the eighth graders - Read on..
The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully..

A little girl and a little boy were at day care... - Read on..
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?"He says, "..

Backward Santa - Read on..
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"The child stared at him open ..

What were Michael Jacksons baby first words? - Read on..
What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?..

Old enough for cursing - Read on..
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. ..

A little girl came running into the house crying... - Read on..
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of c..

A wish for Christmas - Read on..
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.He has a l..

THE IRS LETTER... - Read on..
THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on..

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market... - Read on..
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a man came in andasked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy..

The real treasure - Read on..
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football,..

Strict school - Read on..
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the ki..

Little Johnny was in class again... - Read on..
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up..

Little Johnny walks into his primary school... - Read on..
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher. Teacher "Ahh, Good Morning Joh..

Little Johnny says to his mother... - Read on..
Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Would you like Mommy to take you?". L..

Little Johnny comes home from school... - Read on..
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with ..

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten... - Read on..
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads u..

This guy and his girlfriend are fighting... - Read on..
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks. She says "because you are a pedop..

Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag - Read on..
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting in school. The teacher walked in, and said, "good mo..

The Hazards of Kicking the Cat - Read on..
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude. He was at home one day doing his chores. He was feedin..

Little Johnny -- being logical - Read on..
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. ..

PUPPY LOVE - Read on..
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happeni..

Winnie The ???? - Read on..
"Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each studen..

The Wisdom of Youth Never give up - Read on..
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier..

A word play - Read on..
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we ..

This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny... - Read on..
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's hat and sitting in a red wagon which ..

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm... - Read on..
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when ..

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy... - Read on..
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow..

White Hoose - Read on..
I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could dis..

How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn? - Read on..
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!...

One day in class the teacher... - Read on..
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is...

Once when Mary was young her school... - Read on..
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate after she had donned her costume shewe..

Little Johny being literal - Read on..
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in ja..

Earn it hiking - Read on..
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for th..

When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris... - Read on..
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house."I..

A necessary condition - Read on..
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog,..

A circumcision - Read on..
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be going to school tomorrow." "Why not?" a..

One day shortly after the birth of their new baby... - Read on..
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So the proud papa stayed home to watch h..

A man was taking his wife... - Read on..
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.Upon regaining cons..

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it... - Read on..
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His father says, "Son, I'm filling your moth..

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game... - Read on..
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one rai..

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group... - Read on..
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their..

Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu... - Read on..
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they giveh..

Who signed the Declaration of Independence? - Read on..
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" He said, "Damn if I know." She wa..

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey... - Read on..
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman."Sure you can, Mickey,"..

What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? - Read on..
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade...

One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny... - Read on..
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. T..

Matering checking - Read on..
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. "The bank returned the check you w..

Little Johnny is in class. The teacher... - Read on..
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a word that starts with a letter. They ..

A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children... - Read on..
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration.With their ..

Finding the right answers - Read on..
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him that was not a questionto ask and th..

What is the difference between boogers and spinach? - Read on..
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to eat spinach...

A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a... - Read on..
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His motherfinally looked over ..

Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises... - Read on..
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He got out of bed and walkeddown the hal..

What are you doing, Tommy? - Read on..
Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy: Blows 'em to fucking pi..

A lesson in ebonics - Read on..
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E..

The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game... - Read on..
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell herwhat she had descri..

A clear moral - Read on..
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story..

Homework - Read on..
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, "We're learning about sexual education." She sm..

There is a child molester and a young boy walking through... - Read on..
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest. After a while the boy gets very cold and frightened so ..

In the back woods of Arkansas... - Read on..
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in themiddle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in..

One day a little boy over heard his parents... - Read on..
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bas..

A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders... - Read on..
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Ok..

A young female teacher was giving an assignment... - Read on..
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. Itwas a large assignment so she started writing high up o..

One day a teacher was teaching religion... - Read on..
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?"Two chil..

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor... - Read on..
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an ..

An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day... - Read on..
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'..

Animal stuttering - Read on..
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutte..

The last words - Read on..
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss." "Oh, I a..

Lick that - Read on..
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. "My dad went 12 rounds with Mike T..

Little Johnny's mother decided to give... - Read on..
Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagin..

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback... - Read on..
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to ..

A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as... - Read on..
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the screen, un..

A little boy was excited about his first day at school... - Read on..
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after classstarted, he realized that..

Silly superstition - Read on..
"Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile."T..

How do you make a gay baby cry? - Read on..
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass...

A young girl is with her dad at the barbers... - Read on..
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hairon the floor. "Oh dear,..

A poor little girl was begging in the street... - Read on..
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the girl mumbled, "Please, sir, give me some money for a fix." The man..

A priest is walking down the street one day when... - Read on..
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.How..

Everything we need - Read on..
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one had everythi..

A young boy came home from school and told his mother... - Read on..
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me a sissy.""What did you do?" the mot..

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner... - Read on..
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundrydetergent. The gr..

After putting her children to bed, a mother... - Read on..
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard t..

When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher... - Read on..
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When she got to thelittle boy in the se..

Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with... - Read on..
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts he a..

Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she... - Read on..
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" "They're mating, L..

A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim... - Read on..
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top.Sh..

Two kindergarten girls were talking outside... - Read on..
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw on the patio yesterday--a condom!"The second girl a..

Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit... - Read on..
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen one before and so he asks his teache..

Little Johnny was late for school... - Read on..
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late little Johnny?"Johnny replied, "My gran..

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could... - Read on..
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumping up and dashing to the window, he ..

Like father like son - Read on..
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. He starts screaming and crying. His ..

How old am I? - Read on..
A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how old?"He says, "I'm eleven!"He goes..

Johnny, give me a sentence starting with... - Read on..
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say "I am."Little Johnny..

A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy... - Read on..
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?..

A failed attempt - Read on..
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that, Mommy?""To make myself beautiful,"..

A lost skill - Read on..
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning."This..

A little boy and his dad are standing in line... - Read on..
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little boy says, "hey dad, look how fat t..

Who discovered North America? - Read on..
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered Ame..

How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? - Read on..
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early...

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother... - Read on..
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?" "No," he..

A new method - Read on..
It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up two f..

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic... - Read on..
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nick..

Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth... - Read on..
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork brought you to us." "Oh," said Litt..

Gone fishing - Read on..
Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the problem was. "Pop and I were fishing,..

Ear - Read on..
Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell ..

Following the sign - Read on..
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slo..

Quick and clear - Read on..
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks..

Mom, can little girls have babies? - Read on..
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said his mom, "of course not."Little Jo..

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate... - Read on..
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy ..

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom... - Read on..
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick in pre..

Count till fifty - Read on..
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the blackboard. "Children," she said, addr..

A little boy did not go to school one day... - Read on..
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our cow was on heat, so I had to take ..

Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks... - Read on..
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny look..

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked... - Read on..
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again.""Well, uh, yes, it is..

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid... - Read on..
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to..

A little period - Read on..
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the..

One of my first evenings back from overseas... - Read on..
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the living room. Naturally, we did not ta..

Fun fun fun worry worry worry - Read on..
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."Little Suzy thought for a ..

Wear your collar backwards - Read on..
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"The..

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night... - Read on..
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother's room for comfort and he sees his..

From Us... - Read on..
The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teacher asks who left it. A little white ..

Bitter end - Read on..
Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.Little Johnny thought for a moment a..

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden... - Read on..
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned ..

Beautiful -- in a sentence - Read on..
The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today's word ..

A small boy is sent to bed by his father... - Read on..
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?""No. ..

Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl... - Read on..
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question." "Very good," replied her mother, ..

Get married - Read on..
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that..

Their true intention - Read on..
One morning a little girl ran inside and said "Daddy, Daddy my sister and the man you hired last week are up on the hay loft in the bar..

A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest... - Read on..
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut. He approached..

Missed the word - Read on..
"Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word." "That's too bad Son." consoled t..

The little boy comes home from school and asks mom... - Read on..
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get into the discussion of sex at such ..

My dog ate my homework - Read on..
"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn..

A fortunate coincidence - Read on..
John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme."..

Where is the French border? - Read on..
"Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," Johnny mumbled. "You poor dear," said t..

A small boy was lost, so he went up... - Read on..
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "..

The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and... - Read on..
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father. She comes toLittle Johnny's h..

One day a boy asks his dad... - Read on..
One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me."He too..

To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails... - Read on..
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. ?I won't do it any more, Mom," says the..

What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing? - Read on..
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks...

A real bastard - Read on..
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An elderly lady passes by and feels pi..

A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home... - Read on..
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals."..

Fair Punishment - Read on..
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!..

Two children are in a doctor's waiting room... - Read on..
Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the other child. "I'm here for a bl..

A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing... - Read on..
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of course,teasing him about it. To hel..

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal... - Read on..
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked. "A ca..

Alphabet - Read on..
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y..

A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters... - Read on..
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed fo..

A novel grasp on marriage - Read on..
The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the con..

Better than playing doctor - Read on..
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzie asked, "You wanna play doctor?" J..

Little Johnny tried out for the school play... - Read on..
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:"Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with ..

Sad revelations - Read on..
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, burstinginto tears. ..

What's the best form of birth control after 50? - Read on..
What's the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity..

Drawing God - Read on..
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she ..

First grade romance - Read on..
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. "How did that happen?" gasped her mothe..

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - Read on..
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had se..

What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth? - Read on..
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse...

Anybody Home? - Read on..
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employ..

A good student - Read on..
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teach..

Scholarly discussion - Read on..
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've..

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Read on..
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!..