Bar Jokes

Who is Drunk????? - Read on..
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You kno..

Two Irish Men in A bar - Read on..
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting things.. this is how their conversation ..

Flush - Read on..
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the ba..

drunk guy and the nun - Read on..
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home..

me drunk? - Read on..
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk..

high tech - Read on..
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his..

beer and a box - Read on..
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and ordered a beer. When the beer came, ..

25 signs you've had too much to drink - Read on..
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spit on my beer - Read on..
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought ..

3 Vampires in Bar - Read on..
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The second vampire says,"I'd like a pin..

Blowin Chunks - Read on..
Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender as..

the knot - Read on..
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here."The string goes ..

Who can say this sentence? - Read on..
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and s..

Make a horse Cry. - Read on..
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if y..

In And Out Of Puddles - Read on..
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, t..

Body Building - Read on..
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out..

One Last Night - Read on..
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the barten..

The Bar Basement - Read on..
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever.'' So the firs..

12 Shots - Read on..
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking ..

Twelve Inch Pianist - Read on..
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the pian..

The Hamster Show - Read on..
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, ..

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog - Read on..
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, “Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a..

Furniture salesman - Read on..
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some furniture this month, I'm going to los..

Man in pub - Read on..
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, "Who's in..

the drunk contest - Read on..
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the bartender what it's for. The bartender replies, "Every..

Walks in a bar - Read on..
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?"..

Cow Pat Lip Gloss - Read on..
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the co..

Big 10 Inch - Read on..
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one..