One Liners

Hypothetical Whys - Read on..
How did a fool and his money get together? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Wh ..

Deep Thoughts - Read on..
Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my jeans. If you� ..

Unusual Quotes - Read on..
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went ..

You Might Be From A Small Town If - Read on..
1. You can name everyone you graduated with. 2. You get a whiff of manure and think of home. 3. You know what 4H is ..