Office Jokes

The young entrepreneur - Read on..
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he s ..

Sexy secretary - Read on..
Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John said to Michael: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful s ..

Unusual Interview - Read on..
A man walks into a building and tells the manager that he wants to join their organization. The manager says, "Okay, but there is one r ..

Sensitive Builders - Read on..
Steve, Tom, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly when he hit ..

Monkey business - Read on..
A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages on display. While he's there, another customer walk ..

What a nice copier - Read on..
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper i ..

The Deaf Mob Man - Read on..
There was this man that was an accountant for the mob. He happened to be deaf and mute. While working for the mob he collected over 500 ..

You have one wish - Read on..
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genies lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, lo-and-behold a Genie appeare ..

My Disability - Read on..
A man was being interviewed for a job. "Reading your resume I see you were in the armed services, is this correct?" ask the in ..

Travelling Money - Read on..
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twent ..

Want some time off? - Read on..
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are only 365 days per year available for work. Ther ..

Do you believe - Read on..
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his new employees. "Yes, Sir." the employee replied. "W ..

Pay for the last bill - Read on..
A customer sent in an order to a distributor for a big amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor notice ..

Chemical Question - Read on..
An manager for a leading chemical company asked employee's in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's e ..

Amazing Firefighters - Read on..
One dark night outside a small town outside of New York, a fire abruptly started inside the local chemical plant and immediately engulf ..

Psychiatric Telephone Hotline - Read on..
Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Telephone Hotline. If you are an obsessive-compulsive, please tap 1 repeatedly. If ..

Doctors Office - Read on..
A man walked into a crowded doctors office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked politely, "Yes sir, can I help you?" ..

Nice compensation - Read on..
A new job candidate had just reached the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, " ..

Orchestra Drummer - Read on..
A musical director was having a lot of hassle with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance s ..

Old Blacksmith - Read on..
An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old ..

Heavy Lifting - Read on..
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing a lot of house-cleaning at my h ..

My dogs smarter than yours - Read on..
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog ..