Military Jokes

Good old Uncle Bob - Read on..
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next da ..

No Medals Today - Read on..
A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falklands war. Upon returning to England from ..

High Security - Read on..
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late o ..

Iraqi Question and Answer - Read on..
The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that: Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq. Iraqis claim they have ..

Poor Weaponary - Read on..
The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters. In the end, the Syria ..

Sentry Duty - Read on..
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the wi ..

General Misfortune - Read on..
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his ..

Indian Signals - Read on..
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technicia ..

Mexican Abuse - Read on..
Who are the richest Mexicans? The ones who just crossed the border. How do you find out the population of Mexico?
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Loyal to the King - Read on..
A Knight and his noblemen return to their castle after a long, hard day of fighting. "How are we faring, what did you pillage ..

We declare war on you - Read on..
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his government office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo there Mr. H ..

Best Army Guidance - Read on..
Warnings issued by the U.S. military to their own troops: "Aim towards the enemy." Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher. < ..

Going to war - Read on..
Airman Peters was assigned to the army recruitment center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especial ..

Pass the pudding - Read on..
First soldier: "Pass me some of the chocolate pudding, would you?" Second soldier: "No way!" First soldier: "Why ever ..

Going fishing - Read on..
A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing one day when a sudden swell came up and knocked them off their fishing boat ..