Golf Jokes

Poor old John - Read on..
John got home from his usual Sunday round of golf slightly later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. ..

Ten years and no golf - Read on..
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not ..

First golfing lesson - Read on..
The school teacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. < ..

Serious incident - Read on..
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the pa ..

Golfing with your boss - Read on..
Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two wo ..

Wise Old Man - Read on..
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played fast ..

Special Golf Ball - Read on..
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you te ..

Religious Battle - Read on..
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said ..

Golfing Suggestion - Read on..
A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They are having a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The ..

An Eight Iron - Read on..
Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot straight into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in sea ..

Laws of Golf - Read on..
LAW #1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the sup ..

Stings like a Bee - Read on..
A woman runs into the golf course pro shop and screams, "I was just stung by a bee!" The golf pro asks, "Where abouts?" ..

Speed up - Read on..
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were up one morning and waiting for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engi ..