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German Humor

The following jokes are a German's attempt to hit back at British wartime humor.

A British man drives his car into a petrol station in Germany and says "I want two windscreen wipers for my Landrover". The attendant says: "That seems like a fair swap."

What do you call two Brits stranded on a desert island? A queue.

What's the difference between British football clubs and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why did the sun never set on the British empire? Because God would never trust a briton in the dark.

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One day British Bob went into a hardware shop to buy a bathtub.

A couple of days later he returns and complains that when he fills the bath the water falls out the bottom.

The shop assistand tells him: "You need to buy a plug, mate." and Bob says: "You never told me it was electric!"

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